Friday Funny

A man in Scotland calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says, "I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough".

"Dad, what are you talking about?'" the son screams.

"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer", the father says. "We're sick of each other and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Leeds and tell her".

Frantically, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone, “Like hell they're getting divorced!", she shouts. "I'll take care of this!!"

She calls Scotland immediately and screams at her father, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?” and hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Done! They're coming for Christmas and they're paying their own way."

This was sent from a friend, and I couldnt resist sharing as well. ☺ Hopefully whoever is reading this finds the humor in it...I couldn't stop laughing when I read it.

(When I read this to my kids, they told me not to use this on them when they move away from home, they will not fall for it.)

Later,

A Proud Moment w/a Sprinkle of Humor

My son, Joey, was chosen Super Citizen for the month of January from his class. As is customary, the Elementary School holds an assembly and invites the kids' family to come and support their kids as they receive this award. This award is usually given out every month and the teachers from each class picks out two or three students who are usually good students, basically the kids who are very cooperative in class, do their homework, good participants and helpers in class. So every month different students are picked from each class to receive this award.

So the assembly was held this morning. Here's my son with his certificate and candy leis I made for him. The kid loves candy so to have at least four leis all made out of candy, that is almost like getting presents on Christmas day for him. We are so proud of him for his accomplishment. This is his third year receiving this award.

Anyways, I got home this morning from the assembly, checked my email and a dearest friend of mine sent this to me. {Thanks, Brandi!!} I thought it was kinda funny so I thought I'd share it.

Last week....Shrek, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were all having lunch together.

Shrek said, "I have always thought that I'm the strongest man in the world, but how can I be sure?"

Angelina Jolie agreed. "I'm told I'm the most gorgeous woman of them all, but sometimes I wonder."

Brad Pitt said,"I'm pretty sure I'm the sexiest man alive but I've never had it confirmed."

They all decided that the best way to find out if their beliefs were true was to ask the famed talking "Mirror, Mirror on the Wall" to confirm for them whether Shrek was the strongest, Angelina was the most gorgeous and Brad was the sexiest. They agreed to meet again the next day for lunch to discuss their findings.

The next day Shrek walked up with a smile. "Well, it's true. The mirror told me that I am the strongest man in the world."

Brad Pitt perked up and said, "And I know for sure that I'm the sexiest man alive."

But, Angelina Jolie lifted her sad, gorgeous face and said...

"Who the heck is ANJENY?!!!"

If you find this even a tad bit humorous, you can either copy this and email it to anyone you know or you can blog it...you never know who might be cheered up from reading this. Oh yeah, just remember to take my name out of the last line and put your name in there instead.

BTW, on my right sidebar, you will notice the Magic Quilt button...you might want to check it out by either clicking on the button or click here. The owner came up with this wonderful idea about putting together a traveling quilt that will go to different cancer patients who either blogs or related to someone who blogs. It's such a sweet and generous idea and gesture that I've made a contribution of my story on there as a kind of a little tribute yesterday to my late mom since it was her birthday.

P.S. Happy Valentine to y'all and have a great weekend.